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16.06.2025 02:01
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the STAR interview method?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
What are tips for weight loss?
No way
Still no good.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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